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Witch Doctor

Rescue * Resuscitate * Ready!


Emergency copywriting for overwhelmed and exhausted founders!

Let's get your copy back from the brink. Stat!

Need your copy done ASAP?


You have a list of To Dos longer than your arm, and words keep slipping down further towards the bottom, I can help you. 

Book me for an entire 7 hours!


With my "Witch Doctor Day" it's just me and your words! My word witchery and your business come together for some magic-making!


In a day I can:
  • write 3 pages of your website from scratch

  • sprinkle magic on your story and do an About Page re-write

  • craft beautiful new sales page copy

  • or write an email nurture sequence for your launch

 ...basically, whatever you need help with that we can squeeze in that time frame!

Just sit back, relax, and let me take your copy from "meh" to "holy sh*t I need this" - then watch as scrollers become super fans and your Stripe account pings!

A Witch Doctor day can bring life to your copy and save your launch!


How a Witch Doctor Day works


Book your Witch Doctor Day.

Fill out my witchy questionnaire &

pay the deposit.


You send me all the resources and everything I need so I can read through & make notes before our time together.



On Witch Doctor day, I’ll be up bright & early, making a brew, and cracking on with your copy. In case I need to ask any urgent Qs, it’s best if you’re loosely available this day...(feet up with a cider?) but otherwise I’ll work my magic behind the scenes.


Sometime before the day, we’ll spend 60mins on Zoom diving into you, your clients, and your offers. Bring snacks because I am buzzing to ask you *all the Qs.*


By the end of the day you’ll have your hands on no fuss,  magical words in your inbox! 

And just so you can feel extra confident, you'll have 2 weeks of email support to follow up (and cheerleading, obvs!).

Your investment:


Your investment includes a full 7 hours - uninterrupted - of word witchery PLUS 60 minutes with me beforehand to do a deep dive, 2 weeks of follow up support and cheerleading!

Total cost = £2121 (including the immediate non-refundable 10% deposit to secure your spot).

Remaining balance payable in full OR:

3 instalments of £636.30

or 6 instalments of £318.15

NB: I usually only take on ONE Witch Doctor Day a month.

(Because this is specifically for people who need copy, like, yesterday!)

However, if there's no availability shown within your deadline, drop me a message and I'll see what I can do.


Gina Friel,

Wholehearted Coach

Your enthusiasm is infectious! It's so clear that your desire to help women succeed runs deep - there's nothing surface about it. That means that the workshop and the support you offered as part of the package was exceptional. Since completing the workshop I've nailed my about me page and even got going on other aspects of my website - thank you lovely, I couldn't have done it without you.


Ashleigh Parker, Relationship Therapist

Your passion and enthusiasm helps, but your skills at making everything so understandable and relatable is your magic!


Dom Marshall, DMarz Designs

She went above and beyond with her word witchery, gave detailed feedback, filled me with confidence I've never felt before with my writing, and gave me lots of tips to help me improve in the future. Can't recommend her enough!


Sadie Tichelaar,

The Curiosity Coach

I would say that anyone looking to build confidence and knowledge around writing good copy; cracking the mystery of SEO and positioning themselves to sell/serve would benefit from working with you. You were able to simplify complex concepts and break them down to easy to understand and inspiring lessons.

What they say:

This is now the only way I work on copywriting projects. Most copywriters have waiting lists of 6-8 weeks. This is specifically for people who need copy, like, yesterday!


Your investment for a full, uninterrupted day of word witchery is £2121. Payment plans are available at no additional cost. 

But if you're not ready for me to write for you yet, you can work this word witch in other ways! Check out these offers that you can book at the click of a button. Or get in touch if you've got a Q!

Want this Word Witch in Your Pocket?


1 hour together to get your copy smoothed out!


More about Siobhan

6 years ago, I left teaching in London to chase my dream of living in a cottage in Devon and writing for amazing people.

I bloody love my business, but what really lights me up is working with phenomenal women doing incredible things.

Writing copy for you is great, but the real magic happens when I work with you to learn how to craft words that connect yourself. It's a joy to work 1:1 with founders like you, helping you to develop your skills and grow your business.


Since I began freelance life 5 years ago, I’ve worked with 100s of small businesses to help them weave magic through their copy, or I’ve written it for them! I LOVE helping people. As for actual qualifications, I’ve got a BA (Hons) in Creative Writing and Media Communications (2:1) and I achieved Qualified Teacher Status in 2008. I am a certified Copy Editor and Proofreader (2015). Oh and I have a totally irrelevant GCSE in Latin...

Will I get support beyond my 1:1 time with you?

Yes. Whichever offering you choose, you get 2 weeks of follow up email support after our time together. 

Like anything in life, there are no guarantees! 

Together we will craft copy for your business that will connect with your ideal clients. 

Working with me on your copy is an investment, and will serve you well beyond one launch.

Don't panic! Shit happens!


If the date and time you initially chose doesn't suit any more, just email me and we can figure it out.


I will make sure we find a new time that works for both of us.

Are you qualified to be writing this stuff?
If I can't make our 1:1 session, what do I do?
Will your support help me make 6 figures?

Not sure if this is what you need? Let's chat about how we can make your words work for you!

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